Featured Watch Out, Watch Out, There?s a Face-eater About Greetings, Guardsmen. The first, and most important, thing is to try and keep panic to an absolute minimum. The situation is almost definitely under control, and sudden movements may put […] Greetings, Guardsmen. The first, and most important, thing is to try and keep panic to an […]

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Unlock your Prosperity

Featured Unlock your Prosperity Exciting times, Guardsmen! Are you enjoying the recent increase in increased psychic phenomena as much as we are? All across the galaxy, foul witches are revealing their vile abilities, making […] Exciting times, Guardsmen! Are you enjoying the recent increase in increased psychic phenomena as much as we are? All across […]

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Snow Thanks

Featured Snow Thanks Attention, Guardsman! You are being assigned to a war zone with an unusual climatological anomaly. Due to the relatively low levels of development at your target drop site, ice particles […] Attention, Guardsman! You are being assigned to a war zone with an unusual climatological anomaly. Due to the relatively low levels […]

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Join a Campaign of Faith

Featured Join a Campaign of Faith Are you tired of cleaning your weapon? Your one-size-fits-most helmet? Having to separate your prayer-time from your killing-in-the-name-of-the-Emperor time? So are we! Which is why we think that you and […] Are you tired of cleaning your weapon? Your one-size-fits-most helmet? Having to separate your prayer-time from your killing-in-the-name-of-the-Emperor time? […]

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Secret Commissar!

Featured Secret Commissar! Good news, Guardsmen! Sanguinala is approaching ? and you know what that means. Soon, there will be a time of feasting,* celebrating,** gift-giving*** and relentless self-criticism of one?s own inadequacy […] Good news, Guardsmen! Sanguinala is approaching ? and you know what that means. Soon, there will be a time of feasting,* […]

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The Wondrous Flamer

Featured The Wondrous Flamer Greetings, Guardsmen! The Adepta Sororitas have been so impressed with your faith that they have provided us with a generous gift indeed ? enough flamers to equip your entire regiment! […] Greetings, Guardsmen! The Adepta Sororitas have been so impressed with your faith that they have provided us with a generous […]

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