Featured Lies of the Water Caste Greetings, Guardsmen!  Having failed to conquer you with their crude, bulky imitations of the Adeptus Astartes, their puny pseudo-plasma guns, their underhanded stealth-tech and dreadful abominable intelligences,* the T?au Empire […] Greetings, Guardsmen!  Having failed to conquer you with their crude, bulky imitations of the Adeptus Astartes, their puny pseudo-plasma […]

Featured The Penitent?s Progress! Greetings, Guardsmen! Congratulations on your regiment?s superb record of excellent conduct, good behaviour, and unparalleled faith in the Emperor. The good news is that your efforts have not gone unnoticed. […] Greetings, Guardsmen! Congratulations on your regiment?s superb record of excellent conduct, good behaviour, and unparalleled faith in the Emperor. The […]

Featured Watch Out, Watch Out, There?s a Face-eater About Greetings, Guardsmen. The first, and most important, thing is to try and keep panic to an absolute minimum. The situation is almost definitely under control, and sudden movements may put […] Greetings, Guardsmen. The first, and most important, thing is to try and keep panic to an […]

Featured Unlock your Prosperity Exciting times, Guardsmen! Are you enjoying the recent increase in increased psychic phenomena as much as we are? All across the galaxy, foul witches are revealing their vile abilities, making […] Exciting times, Guardsmen! Are you enjoying the recent increase in increased psychic phenomena as much as we are? All across […]