Featured NOTICE FOR IMMEDIATE RETRACTION OF MEDALS Guardsmen. Yesterday, you were heroes. Today you are cowards, cravens and fools. Our already minuscule estimation of your abilities has somehow fallen even further. When we wrote the article Guardsmen […] Guardsmen. Yesterday, you were heroes. Today you are cowards, cravens and fools. Our already minuscule estimation of your […]

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Could YOU Be a Pilot?

Featured Could YOU Be a Pilot? You there! Guardsmen! Regimental Standard HQ have given us another issue in return for us saving their hides from an invasion of Orks!* What makes a Navy Pilot? Is it […] You there! Guardsmen! Regimental Standard HQ have given us another issue in return for us saving their hides from […]

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Look to the Skies

Featured Look to the Skies What ho! I?m Basil Karrinton-Smythe from the Imperial Navy and I?m here to show you salt of the earth, objective-securing soldiers the difference between our glorious aircraft and those flown […] What ho! I?m Basil Karrinton-Smythe from the Imperial Navy and I?m here to show you salt of the earth, objective-securing […]

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Featured More Kill Team Recruits Required! Guardsmen, we have excellent news! Operation: Kill Team has been an unprecedented success. By grouping Guardsmen into small, semi-autonomous squads with specialised tactics and training,* we have managed to inflict […] Guardsmen, we have excellent news! Operation: Kill Team has been an unprecedented success. By grouping Guardsmen into small, semi-autonomous […]

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Featured New Study Confirms Guardsmen Better Than Cultists Good news, Guardsmen!  The Official Sub-departmento Hierarchius ? that stalwart institution dedicated to making sure every citizen and soldier in the Imperium knows their place ? has declared cultists of […] Good news, Guardsmen!  The Official Sub-departmento Hierarchius ? that stalwart institution dedicated to making sure every citizen […]

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Featured Honour. Glory. Paperwork. Greetings, Guardsmen.  A solemn duty now falls to you.  Recently, your war zone was blessed with the timely intervention of the White Scars and Ultramarines. To see one Space Marine […] Greetings, Guardsmen.  A solemn duty now falls to you.  Recently, your war zone was blessed with the timely intervention of […]

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