So Long, Zoatkind!

Featured So Long, Zoatkind! Attention, Guardsmen! The universe is a dizzyingly diverse place, filled with countless sentient species, star-spanning empires and variety inconceivable to the human mind. We know, we know ? this is […] Attention, Guardsmen! The universe is a dizzyingly diverse place, filled with countless sentient species, star-spanning empires and variety inconceivable to […]

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Go for the Head

Featured Go for the Head Greetings, Guardsmen! We have news on an exciting combat drill concerning Orks! Unlike Guardsmen, who have the dignity and anatomical knowledge to die when they suffer grievous physical trauma, Orks […] Greetings, Guardsmen! We have news on an exciting combat drill concerning Orks! Unlike Guardsmen, who have the dignity and anatomical […]

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Grot or Guardsman?

Featured Grot or Guardsman? Greetings, Guardsmen! We have heard worrying reports from your latest engagements at the front. Clearly intimidated by your superior use of tactics,* the Orkoid menace has resorted to crude psychological […] Greetings, Guardsmen! We have heard worrying reports from your latest engagements at the front. Clearly intimidated by your superior use […]

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Don’t Drink the Mjød!

Featured Don?t Drink the Mjød! Greetings, Guardsmen! Every Imperial Commander loves receiving casualty lists.* No document is a better validation of the bravery of the Imperium?s loyal soldiers. After all, heavy casualties mean that a […] Greetings, Guardsmen! Every Imperial Commander loves receiving casualty lists.* No document is a better validation of the bravery of the […]

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Featured The Celebration of Reading! Greetings, Guardsmen! We have exciting news for all fans of words, learning and various other concepts usually prohibited to Guardsmen! As you know, The Guardsman?s Standard Vocabulary provides you with […] Greetings, Guardsmen! We have exciting news for all fans of words, learning and various other concepts usually prohibited to Guardsmen! […]

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Featured T?au Commander Defeated We have good news and bad news, Guardsmen! Thanks to your tireless efforts, we have an important update to this sector?s most wanted list! Despite not having yet positively identified […] We have good news and bad news, Guardsmen! Thanks to your tireless efforts, we have an important update to this […]

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