Befriend a Space Marine

Featured Befriend a Space Marine Greetings, Guardsmen. We apologise for the delay in the delivery of this week?s Regimental Standard. Our initial bulletin, provisionally titled ?How To Avoid Bothering The Adeptus Astartes With Your Pathetic […] Greetings, Guardsmen. We apologise for the delay in the delivery of this week?s Regimental Standard. Our initial bulletin, provisionally titled […]

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Featured The Most Wanted – Two for One! An excellent opportunity awaits, Guardsmen. As well you know, every life taken in the name of the Emperor is glorious, but some present even more opportunities for heroism.* You find […] An excellent opportunity awaits, Guardsmen. As well you know, every life taken in the name of the […]

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Featured Why We Are Superior To The Aeldari Greetings, Guardsman! We have recently heard worrisome reports from the front lines following your encounters with the Aeldari, and we wish to clarify a few points to recrystallise your hatred. […] Greetings, Guardsman! We have recently heard worrisome reports from the front lines following your encounters with the […]

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Featured Better Living Through Bionics Greetings, injured Guardsmen! You?re receiving this very special Regimental Standard after your heroic actions on the battlefield recently resulted in some mild alterations to your corpus.  Firstly, let us congratulate […] Greetings, injured Guardsmen! You?re receiving this very special Regimental Standard after your heroic actions on the battlefield recently resulted in […]

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Featured NOTICE FOR IMMEDIATE RETRACTION OF MEDALS Guardsmen. Yesterday, you were heroes. Today you are cowards, cravens and fools. Our already minuscule estimation of your abilities has somehow fallen even further. When we wrote the article Guardsmen […] Guardsmen. Yesterday, you were heroes. Today you are cowards, cravens and fools. Our already minuscule estimation of your […]

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Could YOU Be a Pilot?

Featured Could YOU Be a Pilot? You there! Guardsmen! Regimental Standard HQ have given us another issue in return for us saving their hides from an invasion of Orks!* What makes a Navy Pilot? Is it […] You there! Guardsmen! Regimental Standard HQ have given us another issue in return for us saving their hides from […]

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