Featured Better Living Through Bionics Greetings, injured Guardsmen! You?re receiving this very special Regimental Standard after your heroic actions on the battlefield recently resulted in some mild alterations to your corpus.  Firstly, let us congratulate […] Greetings, injured Guardsmen! You?re receiving this very special Regimental Standard after your heroic actions on the battlefield recently resulted in […]

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Featured NOTICE FOR IMMEDIATE RETRACTION OF MEDALS Guardsmen. Yesterday, you were heroes. Today you are cowards, cravens and fools. Our already minuscule estimation of your abilities has somehow fallen even further. When we wrote the article Guardsmen […] Guardsmen. Yesterday, you were heroes. Today you are cowards, cravens and fools. Our already minuscule estimation of your […]

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Could YOU Be a Pilot?

Featured Could YOU Be a Pilot? You there! Guardsmen! Regimental Standard HQ have given us another issue in return for us saving their hides from an invasion of Orks!* What makes a Navy Pilot? Is it […] You there! Guardsmen! Regimental Standard HQ have given us another issue in return for us saving their hides from […]

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Look to the Skies

Featured Look to the Skies What ho! I?m Basil Karrinton-Smythe from the Imperial Navy and I?m here to show you salt of the earth, objective-securing soldiers the difference between our glorious aircraft and those flown […] What ho! I?m Basil Karrinton-Smythe from the Imperial Navy and I?m here to show you salt of the earth, objective-securing […]

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