INTRODUCIN’: DED KUNNIN’ TAKTIKS

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INTRODUCIN?: DED KUNNIN? TAKTIKS

Attenshun Boyz!

We?z taken control of da ?umies? secret weppun ? ?The Regimental Standard?.

Da Mekz ?av been analysin? it dead carefully. ?Ere?s what we?ve found out:

? It?z a magic paper with glyphs wot make da ?umies fight harder.

? You can krump somewun wiv it, but it takes yonks and makes da glyphs ?ard to read ?cos of da blood.

? Dat?z it.

Me ? Blood Axe Stormboy Orgruk Badfragg ? ?az worked out da secretz of da Regimental Standard, and ?av looted it.*

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Introducin?:

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Ev?ry week,** I?z gonna bring you know-wots from da world of da ?umies, startin? wiv da basics.

I know you ladz wanna run in all da time but da ?umies ?av invented somethin? called ?Taktiks?.*** We got der speshul book and I?ve used my know-wots to turn it Orky so even da squigbrains can understand.


The Codex Waaagh!-startes

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Be choppy ?coz your boyz iz da best.

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Be kunnin?, den be choppy.

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Get yer mates to yell at da enemy so da Lootas can blast ’em.

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Dunno.

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Fink this one iz wrong. ?Old on.RegStd-Oct3-paper6x.jpg

Better.


Wiv dis knowledge, da Orks will be unstoppable!

Come back next week, when I?ll show ya how Dakka workz.

++ORK FOR THE DAY: Bogreb, ?cos he made dat ?umie wiv da big hat swallow a stikkbomb then fed ?im to a squig. Rest in pieces, Bouncy ? you woz a good squig. And delishus.++


* Well, ?e?z yellin? at a grot to write it, but don?t tell ?im I told ya? dat ? Snivlit

** Until I get bored of it, anywayz.

*** Lots of it iz ?fix bayonets?. ?Umies are a lot betta than I thought.

**** Space Marine iz what da ?umies call der Nobz. Dey?z a lot more fun than normal ?umies but hurt yer teef if you don?t peel ?em before eatin? ?em.

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