The Ultima-te Anniversary
As you are doubtless aware*, the [insert number here] anniversary of our Returned Lord and Saviour Roboute Guilliman?s Most Glorious Indomitus Crusade is approaching. While it would be inappropriate for you to hold formal celebrations during a time of war,** we know it is important to you to mark this event. As such, the Munitorum are issuing each of you a celebratory card, attached below.
Please carefully tear off the card (any Guardsman caught using his bayonet for this purpose will be disciplined) and delete as appropriate to make a suitable card for your war zone. You will be permitted five (5) minutes of celebratory time to do so. If you require additional time, please consult your Company Commander.
* If you were unaware before reading this, you are lax in your devotions ? expect a visit from your regimental Commissar.
** This is an amendment to previous regulations, put in place after the Kainan 23rd regiment?s Feast of the Emperor?s Ascension celebrations on Lotho Secundus attracted a xenos assault, with no survivors.
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