Greetings, Guardsmen! We have an exciting new opportunity for you. Very soon, you will have the chance to join in with the Fast of St. Drustan of Luna, a new […]
We have an exciting new opportunity for you. Very soon, you will have the chance to join in with the Fast of St. Drustan of Luna, a new and exciting religious observance where we abstain from eating in order to honour the Emperor and the sacrifices necessary to protect the Imperium.
Your hunger will feed your spirit and hone your body. Indeed, combat projections show that while the next few weeks/months/years of the festival may weaken your physical form, your comparatively smaller profile will make you much harder to hit, thus resulting in a net gain in combat effectiveness.*
This completely non-contrived religious observance is both incredibly exciting and has nothing to do with any supply-chain problems with corpse-starch from Necromunda. However, by fortuitous coincidence, we have just received a vast and sweeping product recall you should comply with immediately.
We hope you enjoy this opportunity for spiritual renewal, Guardsmen!
++ Thought for the Day: All mortal life is folly that does not feed the spirit. ++
* At present, the end date for the Fast of St. Drustan is yet to be determined. If the festival remains unconcluded after 88 days, the Departmento Munitorum has authorised the unsealing of ancient supplies of Auxila-grade Hard Tack, offering you the chance to experience what life was like for your forebears and subject your jaw muscles to a ruthless and effective training regimen.
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